Invincibility Plates

Displayed on the front and back of a young drivers vehicle who has recently graduated from Learner or Student driver status. It allows the driver to pilot vehicles without supervision and gives them the power of Invincibility against telegraph poles, trees, lamp post and semi-trailers.

First Person: 'Wow Tony, did you see how fast that car was travelling. If the driver is not careful, they will wrap themselves around that tree on the next bend'
Second Person: 'No need to worry Ben, they have Invincibility Plates on. That tree won't stop them. The only thing preventing them from being a superhero is the lack of a High Visibility Safety Vest'

by monkey goosy August 15, 2012

Plate Chaser

When a dog/cat or other animal is givin a leftover plate of food and while licking the plate slides, so the animal is chasing the plate.

My dog Buster loves to be a plate chaser.

by AlwithaZ July 23, 2009

steak plate

steak plate: verb and noun. the art of getting a guy to buy you a steak dinner, then not giving him any ass in return. Also known as the ribeye goodbye, the porterhouse and bounce, the sirloin-no loin. One can get "steak plated"

Oh she steak plated him last week and he's still calling.

by allifo44 August 17, 2021

shirt plate

When you don't use a plate to eat when laying down, you just eat your food off your tshirted chest.

Trevor Hay looks really relaxed, he doesnt have to sit up to eat, he just eats off his shirt plate.

by Trevor Hay February 19, 2009

Plate of Ham

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Gam, a now defunct term to mean oral sex, specifically that performed on a willy (blowjob).

"Fancy a plate of ham?"
"No thanks, I don't eat meat."

by peckhamboi January 15, 2009

V-Plates

Virginity (esp. a woman's), deriving from the L-Plates used by "learner" drivers.

Hermione and Brad are going at it like rabbits man.
I thought she still had her V-Plates?
Nope. Graduated from them a while ago.

by Harry Moses January 4, 2009

CA Plate

A CA plate is a tattoo above a chick's butt.

CA for California, where these tattoos are very common.

Plate, short for license plate.

Also known as: CA Plate.

I was checking out her CA plate so long, I ran right into a pole.

by rayagan January 19, 2005