When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.
by Valencebyte November 23, 2010
The Deer-effect: When you find yourself before inevitable doom, and become just like a deer staring into the headlights of a truck.
He stood right on top of a grenade and was paralysed by The Deer-effect.
She saw the snowball fly towards her and was struck by both the snowball and The Deer-effect.
I didn't know what to do I got The Deer-effect.
She saw the snowball fly towards her and was struck by both the snowball and The Deer-effect.
I didn't know what to do I got The Deer-effect.
by Vumsy February 13, 2010
The act of a male crawling around on all 4's naked with his cash and prizes in their entirety strategically maneuvered between his legs.
by JTMerc March 26, 2011
When someone wipes their vagina and the small tissue parts break off and stay inside and when you eat them out you lick the tiny tissue balls out and spit it into the girls face like a spitball. Note that you must be licking the vagina like a deer drinking water for it to be a true deer spitball.
by I put the dic in dictionary January 20, 2022
A condiment, usually served at Indian operated Subways. Deer mayo is made of used Indian food after digestion and comes directly from a workers butt cavity. Introduced in late fall of 07' it is now their most popular sauce.
by Spoony Spoonicus November 02, 2008
A Deer that you are chasing on the popular game; The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, that will run behind a rock, and disappear
Pete: I was playing oblivion last night and was chasing this deer, and it went behind a rock and disappeared!11!!!!!!!!!111!!!! PROPER STEALTH DEER!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Perra: WORD
Pete: stealth mohammed innit
Perra: WORD
Pete: stealth mohammed innit
by PRJD August 08, 2006
by Dean P. Portugal September 22, 2011