Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check

Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time

by fertzoneletsgo May 15, 2021

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 12, 2024

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.

“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Trench Wiper

A made up slur for german people made by a few idiots in an xbox party chat to make fun of their friend Harley whomst parents are both german

God damn it harley you fucking trench wiper

by Harleygoestosleep September 24, 2022