crab net

A girl who has had more cock than Brokeback Mountain and who is the receptacle and transmitter of crabs. Someone who can spread crabs to an entire bowling league, football team, bachelor party, high school, or Magic club. This person tends to be either the town whore or the quiet "girl next door" who has secretly fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 50 mile radius. Synonyms: Cum Dumpster, Gutter Slut, Cock Queen, Cootie Catcher, Crotch Cracker

"Oh my god, you slept with her! She is such a Crab Net."

"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"

"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

Net Consulting Company

A Net Consulting Company is a consulting company that deals specifically with the internet and internet related issues, as opposed to a management consulting, IT consulting, public relations consulting, etc. It’s important to ask your net consulting company what areas of expertise they have because not all net consulting companies specialize in the same areas.

A net consulting company helps online businesses with things like web design and eCommerce. Net consulting companies are not who you call to fix a fishing net or basketball net.

by Jack K. White August 19, 2010

Padding the Net

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).

The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.

by Islemage February 14, 2018

homestarrunner.net

Take 1
"Oh, hey yo! Welcome to Homestarrunner.net!"
"It's dot com"
Oh. Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!"
Take 2
"Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner. Line" "Welcome. Line." "To. Line." "Someting.com!"
Take 6
"Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com. I am your captain, Homestar Runner."
"Bienviendos a Homestarrunner.com! A Migues es si..."
Take 13
"Ok, I'm really gunna get it this time." "Yeah, we're rolling." "Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner, and this is A Website!"
Take 25
Homestar is nude "Uhh... cut. Nooo..." "What?"
Take 126
"I'm Homestar Runner. Isn't that great?"

See above dialogue.

by Sarah April 7, 2004

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

net gangsta

A mama's boy, wannabe bully or some dork acting all thuggish & hardcore in internet chatrooms.

Check out this net gangsta. I bet his mama would whoop his ass if she finds him acting tough on the computer!

by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005

Neowin.net

Possibly the best PC orientated forums on the net. Also has some great news.

I here SP2 is out, better check it out on Neowin.

by Alex Brooks June 14, 2004