Nostalgia Glazer

when someone is so nostalgic and focused on the past that they glaze everything from the past because they are blinded like nostalgia and cant get its dick out of there mouth

dan:dude did you hear about the new minecraft update?

some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-

dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer

by Turles811 April 9, 2025

nostalgia grief

The overwhelming sadness felt when remembering happy memories.

“Memories of my childhood give me crazy nostalgia grief.”

by Ohmylordan August 9, 2023

Blinded by Nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia is typically a term referring to a player in a video game who knows that they enjoyed a certain newer update of a game, but act as if an older update of the game was better, because it was more "nostalgic", even though the update didn't bring really good stuff.

"Season 3 was better than Chapter 2 Season 2"
"You are blinded by nostalgia"

by poofart96 August 21, 2023

Faux Nostalgia

Feeling Faux (Fake) Nostalgia for something like an old tv show that you feel Nostalgia for even though you have never watched it before.

Dude I feel Faux Nostalgia for the show "Backyardigans" even though I've never seen it before! (True story)

by ManBehind August 31, 2023

Nostalgia Nut

When you remember a chick when she was younger and she was hotter but you bust a nut to that feeling.

Hey Joseph, I just had a nostalgia Nut to arial
Damn, same!

by GenerousWombat83 September 25, 2023

Nostalgia Blindness

AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity

When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.

Split-Screen gaming was super shitty, y'all have nostalgia blindness

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2024

Networth Nostalgia

Networth Nostalgia is that poignant and bittersweet feeling that washes over us when we reminisce about past financial situations that are no longer attainable. It's a mix of longing, regret, and reminiscence, all centered around our financial decisions and their outcomes.

(Term created by Cordy Joseph)

As she scrolled through her old bank statements, she couldn't help but feel a wave of networth nostalgia wash over her, remembering the financial freedom she once had.

by Cordyjos April 24, 2024