Nard

Man Olive or Testicle

After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.

by MC Eula G April 30, 2021

Nard Bard

A nickname used to refer to one as a testicle flicker.

Geez, Rob is such a nard bard. I hate him.

by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021

put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).

Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.

by poddle hiney September 14, 2011

fart nard

when having sex mostly in cowgirl and a girl farts on your balls to warm them up

dingus: me and jenny were having sex last night and and i said my balls were getting cold so she gave me a fart nard🤢

by it ya boy skinny penis November 3, 2020

lady nards

Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"

I like that even better than meat flaps.

I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!

Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!

by Daisyflowerssc April 26, 2021

Tanya Nardi

a hot girl with a nice smile that knows how to twerk. She could be a wife, mother and hookup partner all at once, but don't know how to cook.

damn, I wish I had me a Tanya Nardi.

by Bometic August 9, 2021

Mar Nardo

Mar Nardo is a word that “ItsJustMar” which is a rapper uses to describe himself. Mar Nardo means that he is willing to go slide on whoever, whenever.

“That Boy Mar Nardo been goin crazy”

by Trell2Wicked October 9, 2022