master badtouch

An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.

In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.

Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!

by QueenieZ December 9, 2007

Mysterious Figure

One of two secret bosses from the PSP game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

The Mysterious Figure fights with two glowing blades, similar in design and function to those of Xemnas. Alongside his regular attacks, the Mysterious Figure can also freeze and rewind time, make clones of himself, and cast several high level spells, such as Mega Flare and Meteor. The boss's most lethal attack is a jumping "lasso" move, which not only does significant damage, but almost always leaves the player open to a second, fatal hit immediately afterward. These attacks, combined with the Mysterious Figure's high speed and resilience, allow him to officially outclass Sephiroth as the hardest boss in the Kingdom Hearts series, and possibly the hardest in all of gaming history.

Those who can defeat the Mysterious Figure on the highest difficulty with all players will earn the right to call themselves a hardcore gamer.

Johnathan: Come on, come on, only 1 health bar left! I've got you now, you bastard, I've got you-

Mysterious Figure: (destroys player with Mega Flare)

Johnathan: That's...not...fair. WHY IS THIS BOSS SO F#@%ING CHEAP!!!

by tikiterror November 29, 2011

Master Exploder

That one song by Tenacious D that apparently blows minds.

...Literally.

Friend: "DOOD YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING MASTER EXPLODER ON ROCK BAND ITS TOTALLY HARD LOLOLOL"
Jack Black: "Aaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-Friend's head blows up-

by masterimploder April 17, 2009

The Master

1. The Master is the Doctor's worst enemy.
2. Fans like to pretend that they were boyfriends. The network does not discourage it.
3. He's pretty fucking awesome.

"I'm voting Saxon; he can tick my box any day."
-He sure can.

"The drum beat... the drums are coming closer... and closer."
-The Master

by xthedrums October 24, 2011

Master Plan

A simple plan with a high success rate, but you must not tell ANYONE what it is.

Thinkin' of a Master Plan, ...... what u doin today?

by mhurtado07 October 10, 2008

master baiter

A well-skilled angler, gets a lot of slippery fish in hand when dipping their hook in shallow water.

Wow! did you see how many fish he caught? That guy sure is a master baiter!

by my best friend May 11, 2003

Thumb Master

In the drinking game "Kings," the Thumb Master is the player who is in charge of signalling when someone must drink. At any point during the game, the Thumb Master can put his thumb on the playing surface (table) or forehead. Everyone else must also do this, and the last person that does it has to drink. One is bequeathed this role when he pulls a 10 (or whichever card is deemed). The Thumb Master rules until the next person pulls a 10, in which the new person inherits the title.

I wasn't paying attention when the Thumb Master put his thumb on the table; therefore I had to drink!

by RGI June 27, 2007