muscle juke

1. When a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.

2. When a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong... and no one knows...

Jim: "I was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs..."
Andrew: "That's awesome!"
Jim: "But then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. He freakin muscle juked me."

by dontgetspiked April 1, 2010

Cyber Muscles

Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.

Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.

Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.

by vogie6 January 14, 2011

Muscle Sleeve

A Condom

Ohhh Shit i forgot my Muscle sleeve, no poon tonight.

by sdafgsdfhfjkhkjghsdfhgjkdfhg March 15, 2009

Cuddle Muscle

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.

Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."

by poopnaked May 9, 2013

Muscle Hangover

Next day after sports when you hardly can move because every muscle hurts so badly.

Should have left it with one hour of zumba yesterday! Have a bad muscle hangover today and cant lift a cup of coffee!

by sxvlep June 22, 2016

Marysville Muscle

An American made Honda manufactured in the Marysville auto plant, models being the 1983-current Accord, 1999-2015 TL, 2006-2012 Acura RDX, Acura TLX, Acura ILX, 2017-current NSX, and recently the CR-V from 2018 onward.

"The dodge Charger is made in Canada? Fuck that, I'd rather have some Marysville muscle"

by CMwhippin04 May 15, 2019

muscle donut

simply, a butt hole.

he tongue punched that muscle donut

by Brad Logan 138 November 7, 2012