Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.
Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!
*drinks and then leaves*
Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!
*drinks and then leaves*
Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
by Ichirukio September 20, 2010

Look at this mooch “f$&ken lazy electrician” doing f$&k all.
All the electricians always congregate in a mooch
All the electricians always congregate in a mooch
by Truck mechanic December 2, 2023

I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.
by southernsound July 31, 2017

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.
by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.
by QuacksO July 23, 2024

by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017

Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."
by Maveryq December 2, 2020
