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mooch

1. someone who can't buy their own shit and just looks for free handouts
2. xavier at home depot
xavier is a mooch
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dirty mooch

Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds
I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch
by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020
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Pocket Mooch

When someone lacking pockets puts their personal items (Cellphone, Change, etc.) into the pocket of another individual. Could also be called a bag mooch if a purse or other bag-like carrying device is used in place of a pocket.
1. Dude, I have to break-up with my girlfriend. She is such a pocket mooch. My pockets are always weighed down with her stuff.
2. Hey. I forgot my purse at home. Mind if I bag mooch?
by ManaTs4ever September 13, 2009
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Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.
Dude, her mooch STANK!
by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019
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Rich Mooch

American Socalists.
The Rich Mooch who went to Yale to study English Literature wants me to pay his/her student loans.
by Ipaymyownway. August 20, 2019
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Mooching

The described act, colloquially known as "fecal-oral transmission via anilingus and subsequent oral contact," involves the oral consumption of fecal matter from an individual of African descent, followed by the transfer of said fecal matter to another individual's oral cavity through intimate contact, typically via kissing, perpetuating the cycle of transmission.
An example of mooching could involve Person A performing analingus on Person B, who accidentally ingests fecal matter during the act. Later, without proper hygiene measures, Person B kisses Person C, transferring the fecal matter and any associated pathogens from Person A to Person C's oral cavity, thus facilitating the potential transmission of infectious agents.
by EDD97 March 24, 2024
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Hooch Mooch

Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."
by Maveryq December 2, 2020
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