Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

Mooch

Someone who has a free ride.

Tammy Burger

Do you know that mooch, Tammy Burger?

by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017

smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.

by QuacksO July 23, 2024

Mooch

The word is a verb used to replace words such as look and explore.

James: Hey, do you fancy going to that rave.
Brandon: Ye, I don’t mind going for a mooch.

by Bangoraye March 27, 2020

Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.

Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.

by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014

mooch

a group of wookies

That mooch of wookies tried to sell me a grilled cheese sandwich in the Phish concert parking lot.

by Sueshi December 8, 2010