Adam Monti

5 out of 10 fantasy commission

Adam Monti used points instead of head to head.

by James Madison 1969 December 25, 2020

Monty

A No-brainer, a decision whose answer is so obvious that it requires almost no thought.

He'd won the lotto, so the decision to quit his job was a total monty.

by linguisticate October 30, 2018

Monty

Really rude and a fuckboy. A guy who goes for his exes and has an on and off thing with them.

Damn he is a monty

by Lol.meno. January 21, 2022

monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020

The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

Monty

Monty can be meant as the SmExIeSt dog to walk the earth

Monty can also mean I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends

Monty is so cute

by SeMeXy February 26, 2022

Montis

A true best friend, but he is a celbat and NOT by choice

"Look at Montis over there" "Yeah you can tell he cant get girls"

by Uffe Danielsson August 29, 2022