A person so incredibly stupid that it is a miracle he didn't kill himself in some way that makes him eligible for a Darwin Award.
Joe just climbed the high-tension power tower! I'm amazed he didn't get fried! He's a real miracle baby, isn't he?
by meldroc August 5, 2009
Get the miracle babymug. Refers to April 20th, 2021 when former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty on three charges for the murder of George Floyd.
by AnonACAB April 20, 2021
Get the 4/20 Miraclemug. by StylesCaramel April 27, 2015
Get the Miracle Whip Dripsmug. From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.
The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.
by Hank1972 October 3, 2011
Get the Monday Night Miraclemug. A very lyrical rapper
Person A: "My cousin is an underground rapper."
Person B: "What does he do, SoundCloud?"
Person A: "Nah he's more lyrical."
Person B: *Can't hear person A* "He's a lyrical miracle?"
Person A: "I guess you can say that..."
Person B: "What does he do, SoundCloud?"
Person A: "Nah he's more lyrical."
Person B: *Can't hear person A* "He's a lyrical miracle?"
Person A: "I guess you can say that..."
by Yungswayze October 31, 2019
Get the Lyrical miraclemug. Cousin: I accidently told Frank Santa is an anagram for Satan...
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."
by T.j.Games November 22, 2019
Get the Christmas Miraclemug. Used by an over aged, oversized female in an attempt to sound more special and attractive.
like Mutton dressed as lamb
like Mutton dressed as lamb
by adam west December 21, 2004
Get the Minor miraclemug.