Minecraft

A game conceived by god to be played on multiple devices. This game is a 1st 2nd and 3rd person game. You have the power to do whatever you please in this game.

“Yo 🅱️hil u wanna play some Minecraft w/ me.”

by T-series succ March 25, 2019

Minecraft

Possibly the best game in the world.

"Why were you up so late last night?" "I was playing Minecraft."

by Mekacz March 24, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is love, minecraft is life, just like Shrek. You can call it just another game, but we, gamers, we know that it's the end of the world. Minecraft is so, real, it's emotional, Minecraft's music, shall be our children lullabies.

Kid in 2086: Hey grandpa, do you know what's Minecraft?
Grandpa: Ah, yes.. Sit down child, I've got a lot to tell you.

by xxjessicaaddinsonxx August 18, 2020

Minecraft

A nice, calming game, but people anywhere won’t shut the fuck up about it.

MINECRAFT SOOO BETTER THAN ALL GAMES

by 4KCoby November 22, 2021

Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

A game commonly played by young children, adults, elders, pedophiles, and teenagers. It is based of an old game called NigNogMiner which was created by Jibbardi Allah Ackbarssain in 1988.

"my son played minecraft with a pedophile last night" "later they played MINEPORN"

by Tarun1sC00l June 6, 2018

Minecraft

Epic cure for any sickness a gamer/god has

Yo bruv u ok?
No
Go play minecraft
K broski

3 days later

Hey I’m good now lol

by 37bea November 3, 2019