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midcest

When two midshipmen get "involved" with each other. similar to darksiding.
"MIDN Ay hooked up with MIDN Bee last night and now the whole platoon knows about it. I told her not to get involved in any midcest."
by Meghan Barrett January 7, 2006
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Midwesterners

People from the midwest. Incorrectly stereotyped as:
Racist
Hicks
Conservative (in actuality, the midwest is very balanced between liberal and conservative)
Stupid (Some of the best public education in the nation is in the midwest)

Correctly stereotyped as:
Friendly
Trusting
Honest
Hard-working

These people are some of the nicest you'll find anywhere. They aren't as interested in materialism and greed as others in America. Very good work ethic.
East Coaster: You midwesterners are stupid hicks, fuck-bag.
Midwesterner: I'm sorry you think that. Would you like to come in for some dinner?
East Coaster: I feel really guilty for being so mean and making such horrible generalizations about such a nice person.
by The Truth-man November 8, 2007
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Mid West

The region of Sydney between the Inner West and Western Sydney.
“I was Inner West for years, but got sick of the lack of parking and excess of hipsters - so I shifted to the Mid West.”
by peekay July 12, 2020
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Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020
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midcest

"mid"shipman in"cest"; a slang term for the act of a mishipman getting "together", personally or sexually, with a fellow midshipman from the same unit/school; usually used by any military unit that is training midshipmen such as the Naval Academy or Navy Reserve Officer Training Corps (NROTC).
Gunnery Sergeant: There will be no midcest whatsover going on in during this training, do you understand!?
by a middie August 14, 2010
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midwasted

Awesome people being awesome, doing awesome stuff. A person tipcally hailing from the midwest, or just parties with people in the midwest. Its about being wasted in the midwest. However you can be straight edge and be midwested... but only if you are super awesome.
(speaking about a group of awesome drunk people.) Man, those kids sure are midwasted!
by jill w.k. August 24, 2006
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Midwestastic

A person who is unabashedly Midwestern (not limited to a geographical area) lacking knowledge of or an appreciation for culture and instead embracing the non-culture and conformity of big box store consumerism, having highlighted hair with roots that desperately need fixing, and adopting a Bath and Body Works scent as her 'signature' scent.

Root words: Midwestern and fantastic...as in, fantastically tacky!
Perpetrators are commonly found in rural areas of Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and northern Kentucky.
You might be Midwestastic if...
...you have worn a tiara over the age of 5 and you are NOT a real princess.
...Olive Garden is fine Italian cuisine.
...your hair looks like Kate Gosselin's old hairstyle.
...you wore baby's breath in your hair to a school dance.
...your family eats cheesy hashbrown casserole at family dinners.
...you collect Longaberger baskets, Vera Bradley purses, Boyd's Bears, or really...if you collect anything.
...you or someone you know got Glamour shots taken at the mall.
...your iPod is a hodgepodge of country songs and rappers. wtf?
...everyone in town knows the local high school's football team's record...for the last three years.
and the list goes on and on...
by Katie from IL January 7, 2011
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