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middle schooler

a possible 11-14 year old using “taken 🔐💕 class of ‘24 ✌️ VLMS 📚” as their instagram bio. they often put their 11:11, “send me honest messages”, and post random clips of them at school on snapchat. they text EVERYONE they know at school when they are working on homework or want to gO tO tHe mALL aNd bUy MatCHiNg OUtfIts.
stacy: omg are you a middle schooler!?
jason: yea
by yeehaw lady September 29, 2019
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middle college

an alternative school where high school students take college classes at the same time. you must apply to get in.

you can graduate high school with your aa degree but usually dont due to a crappy administration.

but because the school is so small:
1. you know EVERYONE and EVERYTHING
2. no one can keep a secret

also, the college kids usually hate you when they find out that you are mchs.
Everyone is leaving Middle College because of Ms. Smith.

College guy not knowing you are mchs: Those damn Middle College kids are always around the campus.
Middle College kid: Hehe. Yeah, TOTALLY. Stupid kids...
by coolest kid in class of 2010! October 18, 2008
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middle school

place where boring things happen. full of boring emos and cutters who hate their life...
Janice: What Happened to sweet little Kelly?

Sam: Middle School....
by greendaygrl17 January 21, 2005
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middle aged slang

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*
Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
by Angelacia June 13, 2007
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middle school slut

a girl between the ages of 12-14, known for only going out with guys that are popular, talks with her other kind about kids who arent her kind, usually calls each other pretty but really inside they think their the sexyest of them all, will ignore any other UNpopular guy, post hundreds of pics on facebook with them in tight skinny jeans or short skirts soo they can get peoples attention.
mark: mandy acts like she knows basketball only because its bobs favourite sport, thats all she can do to get his attention.

Daniel: such a middle school slut
by ilovebigbooty July 13, 2010
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middle earth

imaginary realm created by JRR Tolkien based upon his childhood growing up in the midlands of England
by tornado October 11, 2003
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Middle School relationship

Glorified friendship.
When a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) "likes" another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. It lasts longer if you're 13+. If you're 12-, it's basically just spotting your "lover" in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. It's completely fake! Crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. At least you have something to dream about.
I was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.
by crusaderofsarcasm December 24, 2010
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