Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlias

a god in bed. usually an asshole, going around finding dumb blondes and getting them to do anything he wants. although merlias is great at sex and has a huge dick, he is a douche bag and all dumb girls should steer clear of them.

OMG i slept with Merlias last night

by mercury8951 January 7, 2013

melikya

"Never take a cookie from a Melikya". Very strong, beautiful, shy, quite, yet very smart (a people person who is always on her guard).. A Melikya will love you hard.

Person 1: "Can your cat roll over"
Melikya: "YOUR STUPID"

Person 2: "Want to go out on a date?" (Average guy)
Melikya: "I don't think so" (Melikya's don't date average, "you have to be a beast"-cute and very muscular ready to handle a Melikya )

Person 3: "I like your Jordan shoes, where did you get them?"
Melikya: (long stare) 3 seconds of quietness "Your stupid" hahaha

by Venus in the sky February 1, 2017

Meriksha

A very gorgeous person inside out and is a true friend,Boys usually fall inlove with her at first sight she is loyal,respectful and most important loved by all epically that one best friend who feels like a sister.She might have some haters but as we all know haters make you famous.

Her Bff: Hey does school feel lively to you.
Friend:Of course Meriksha just stepped in.

by It's the Truth :) December 31, 2016

merlijn

A totaly awesome wizard that is just totaly awesome...

OMFG!! IT'S A MERLIJN

by Wizardmerlijn February 26, 2017