band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

A Frog On Medicine

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have a abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "A Frog On Medicine"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

the medicine you digest so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

indian medicine

Another term for denki anma, used as a technique by bullies and older brothers. Unlike denki anma, Indian medicine is usually done with both giver and recipient on the floor.

Because his little brother was annoying, the big brother decided to give him some Indian medicine.

by ion violet May 19, 2019

pain medicine

This is a Sexual Term used to imply sexual activity. Mostly used to indicate a Woman/ Man's need to suck a dick.

Do you want some pain medicine for your problems baby?

by pendonomia February 26, 2022

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025