Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!
by Perry Menos December 20, 2019
Get the auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenonmug. by 459395 May 6, 2023
Get the Medicine cabinet addictmug. by thisweirddude1707 January 6, 2021
Get the Medicine adsmug. Another term for denki anma, used as a technique by bullies and older brothers. Unlike denki anma, Indian medicine is usually done with both giver and recipient on the floor.
by ion violet May 19, 2019
Get the indian medicinemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Control Your Cigarettes', However Intake All The Drugs, Medicine, Rx, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles You Want<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Control Your Cigarettes', However Intake All The Drugs, Medicine, Rx, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles You Want<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Control Your Cigarettes', However Intake All The Drugs, Medicine, Rx, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles You Want<.7.9.6.7.>mug. mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself
Joseph: go scratch yourself
by Sexydimma May 27, 2015
Get the medicine you digest so well latelymug.