Mathew

Mathew is beautiful, kind, has more passion then one can imagine, he's a best friend, he gives the best hugs in the world. He's a fighter for what he loves, he will walk miles just to see his other half, and most of all he has the most beautiful smile in the world. The most beautiful person one can meet.

Mathew? Yeah, he's amazing.

Yeah, he'll always be the one.

by Vee94 December 28, 2011

Mathochist

The deriving of sexual gratification from abusing oneself with the abstract science of number, quantity, and space.

Mark was a mathochist; he would frequently become erect after doing 12 hours of uninterrupted long division.

by Davis Adams III January 18, 2012

mathcounts

a set of math competitions where asian and indian kids answer math questions and try to avoid getting killed by their parents

Person 1: How was the mathcounts competition last weekend?
Person 2: It was horrible, my mom almost killed me for missing a question on taking the derivative of some polynomial.

by yang gang 2020 December 21, 2019

Matheus

A god of seducing woman yet somehow always gets rejected by woman

Matheus- hey wanna date?
Melia-NOPE

by WhatTheFuckIsThisWebsite? June 20, 2018

Marshall Mathers III

Marshall Mathers is the best writer ever and doesn't take crap from anyone.

by Rhaegan Dye September 5, 2003

Mateo

He is the definition of sexy. The hottest Spanish boy you will ever see. No one has an ass and a shlong like this guy. The best man in the world. He is the strongest and most masculine man in. the world. Girls faint when they see him. He is a chick magnet and is also packing a good 14 inches, The females are always pleased The definition of an Alpha Male.

Christian: Whoa look its Mateo. Geez i am blushing just looking at him.

Gabriel: I know man, look all the girls want him. I wish I was him, he is so lucky.

by Bigpapichris October 5, 2020

Mathew

A sweet sensitive guy, who has lots of friends. But only a few are his close ones. Mathew has deep eyes that are easy to get lost in. He stays with his girlfriend/the one he loves for long time periods. He tells the truth to protect people and their well being. He's cute and there's always more then one girl who wants him.

"Go ask Mathew he'll know!"
"Did you see Mathew and his girlfriend today? Awww" (:

by Kaitles July 6, 2011