Skip to main content

mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.
i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
mugGet the mateomug.

Mateo

Orange 🍊,trump son, annoying,weak
Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen
by anonymous April 26, 2022
mugGet the Mateomug.

Mateo

mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.
mateo is so cute and funny
by diediedeidei June 2, 2021
mugGet the Mateomug.

Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.
Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.
by Lu-frog October 21, 2021
mugGet the Mateo Wangmug.

mateo

mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!
by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023
mugGet the mateomug.

Mateo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.
by 135218930 November 29, 2021
mugGet the Mateomug.

Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too
by reallifegotham July 24, 2024
mugGet the Mateomug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email