here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
Get the mateomug. by anonymous April 26, 2022
Get the Mateomug. mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.
mateo is so cute and funny
by diediedeidei June 2, 2021
Get the Mateomug. by Lu-frog October 21, 2021
Get the Mateo Wangmug. mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023
Get the mateomug. The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.
by 135218930 November 29, 2021
Get the Mateomug. hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart
mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour
he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning
he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour
he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning
he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
by reallifegotham July 24, 2024
Get the Mateomug.