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Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.
"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."
by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023
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Mateo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.
The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.
by 135218930 November 29, 2021
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Mateo

A usually pretty egoistic, self-centered asshole that thinks he's above everyone.
Mateo? Oh yes, he's a toxic wh0re, better keep your distance.
by cevelle November 21, 2021
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Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all
last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came
by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025
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Mateo Pereyra

the most amazing guy i’ve ever met. he’s the prettiest boy ever and also a very hood guitarist. he’s funny and fun to talk to, even though at first he’s distant and can be quite dense at times. he listens to music all day and enjoys listening to metal (mostly heavy and thrash metal). his favorite band is slipknot but he enjoys megadeth, anthrax, slayer and other bands too. he also always wears a cap to school every day.

this was written by sebastian :D
look! Mateo Pereyra is playing the guitar, let’s ask him if he can play tornado of souls by megadeth for us
by sebastian_loves_mateo November 23, 2021
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Mateo

Someone who just got there license then sneaks out 2 days later and steals a truck with his friend Austin in front of multiple cameras and expects not to get caugh
by White trash123 October 7, 2020
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Mateo

Mateo is a cool, fun person to hangout with and he is very handsome and has nice hair! Mateo loves music and loves to be with his family. Mateo is a king.
Mateo gets all the bitches in school and is a very fun guy to be with
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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