Martin

A noob at CSGO. Shit at maths, loves weed. He is great lier and man with huge heart. His best friend is his shitty computer that cant run even minecraft perfectly..... Has no life. Loves pizza and BBC.

Look at him, he is complete Martin.

by NIBAbehaindBARS April 8, 2019

Martin

The biggest buzzkill ever. He is also known as Buzz Killington.

Person 1: It's so hard!
Person 2: Thats what she said!
Person 3: There aren't any girls here though.
Person 2: You're such a Martin.

by EhpikPhail January 16, 2011

Martin

People who likes to look at good friends have sex while masturbating, rather than having sex himself.

Hey! Don't be a martin sitting there in the corner watching.

by sopelimme November 14, 2011

Martin

Rubys Left Boob

"Dude look hes such a Martin!" "I know hes so fat!

by FckinChey March 31, 2011

Martin

A person who very sexual and makes inappropriate comments or actions. They usually wear speedos that are disgustingly tight and revealing.

Always said in an English accent.

(See Martin in The Parent Trap when he dances in his speedo)

"Yo, look at that chix huge tits! I'd totally bang her in a minute!" -Lavin (wearing a speedo)

"Me too, man! She's hella hott!" -Victor (also wearing a speedo)
"We are such Maaaartins!" -Lavin (still wearing speedo)

by aunsansuchi1 March 17, 2013

Martin

Full on retard. Finks he’s kewl. His dogs called tica and he’s slovakian. Says hi to girls. His passion is drawing beavers skulls 4 living. Slabbers like feck

Holy fuck Martin you mad wan

by Toby Lol November 28, 2018

Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

by The truth giver December 17, 2019