Daily Mail

the worlds worst newspaper.

Supported the fascists in the 60s now, today is content with biggotry snipping at good tv, film and music, and attacking the defcless (asylum seekers for example)

Incredicly infuryiating to read.

by tranquil_demon August 29, 2003

Madilynne

The name of the sexiest person alive. Someone with a ton of confidence and can sing better than almost everyone:) Everyone who meets her loves her

Madilynne is super amazing :)

by moomoopies December 4, 2011

FOIL E-Mail

A FOIL (F-Off I'm Leaving) E-Mail is a short e-mail you send to all your co-workers to tell them you have to ditch work for the day, for reasons you are not going to disclose but are most likely related to sunny weather, holiday shopping, or a hangover.

Elements of a "FOIL E-Mail" are described below:

Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).

I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)

A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)

Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)

"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."

"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)

by vodka_joe December 28, 2010

Marilyn Monroe

A woman very ahead of her time. Was the first woman to start her own production company to play dramatic roles, and the first star to quit Hollywood at the peak of her success to study dramatic acting. Challenged a time of sexual repression and also artistic repression among women. Won three Golden Globes and was referred to by Charlie Chaplin as "the Greatest Female Clown". Wanted children badly but suffered from endometriosis, a fertility disorder. A true feminist who realize you could didn't have to imitate men to succeed. A legend who will live on forever.

"Marilyn Monroe is the greatest female icon"

by kate99 January 1, 2009

dirty mailbox

A sexual position, the female participant is in the doggy style position. The male participant (Mailman) aproaches from behind and enters into the anus, quickly withdrawing and then immediately entering the vagina. Thus he dirties up the mail and then delivers it.

That hoes quiefs smell like shit, she must have gotten a dirty mailbox.

I hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, I hope she gets a yeast infection.

by dego dis way May 18, 2006

Marilyn McRoe

When you kill yourself because you can't go to McDonalds to get a McFlurry

If Shea doesn't take us to McDonalds I'm going to pull a Marilyn McRoe.

by blondemcflurry October 12, 2009

marilyn BONGroe

the name of the sexiest bong on the planet...

when i like to blow my troubles away i take out my marilyn BONGroe and my worries are no more.

by bigmamatwiiggy February 20, 2011