To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
Get the post malonedmug. A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
Get the Post Malone Syndromemug. by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015
Get the Glasses Malonemug. 
Is a possessive adjective.
Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .
Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .
You: “Do you know Malone?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”
Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”
Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”
by TrueStoriesByMalone March 5, 2025
Get the Malonemug. Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"
by zeussybaka February 12, 2025
Get the Stone Malonemug. by eastonlover69 December 21, 2021
Get the easton malonemug.