MacAttack

When you just ate an excessive amount of McDonald's, and you feel really gross and unhealthy.

Dude are you okay? You don't look too good...
Dude, I'm having a MacAttack. Why did we even get McDonalds ew.

by danigguh August 16, 2011

Macrackle

A lobster who is often called Macdaddy for his bent dick, and for invading the no no square

Damn Macrackle sure has a bent dick.

Macdaddy don't me there that is my no no square

by not a good man November 25, 2018

London Marathon, the

An ancient English festival harking back back to the earliest days of slavery in the seventeenth century, when indigenous white people would run after black slaves owned buy affluent aristocrats.
In modern times, on the day of the London marathon, all the road and streets of London are closed off and 5 "ceremonial" Kenyans are chosen to run through London being chased by Londoners to a finish line. Thousands of Londoners take part every year and most raise money for their favorite charities. The restriction of participants being exclusively white indigenous Britains was lifted after a country wide political campaign supported by the New Labour political party and backed by the Lib Dems (before the world went mad).

"London Marathon, the" - The Flora London Marathon

by rebelwaveabbas December 21, 2010

shaytard marathon

A Shaytard marathon is the act of watching numerous hours and videos of the famous YouTube star, "ShayCarl" and his family which he refers to as the "Shaytards". He started making video logs every day in the year 2009 and he still continues today with over 2 million subscribers.

"Dude, why are you so tired?"

"I stayed up all night watching a Shaytard marathon."

by paigeywaigey :) November 10, 2013

marathong

The overexposure of thong underwear, typically on women (or men) too overweight to rightfully be wearing such garments.

"That hairy Danish guy is running another marathong at the beach."

"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"

by revenge_of_tastycakes May 4, 2009

marcatrash

a fucking faggot fucked up retard who thinks hes a pro surfer like kelly slater when all he is,is a boong bin fucker who goes boonging down tha street for old washing lines....

Nick: Hey Marcus
Marcatrash: OMG guys im like a fully pro surfer guy
Haz: righteo then...

by boong123 March 9, 2009

mactate

derived from the verb lactate, this occurs when a man's sweat marks on his shirt are concentrated around his man-boobs

"ew look at those old guys playing basketball"
"aw man, that fat dude is totally mactating"

by woundedgazelle September 5, 2005