Dirty Muffler

When a hot chick sits on your face and farts; drowns out moans and/or screams.

I was 69'ing with Kim when she sat up and gave me a "Dirty Muffler".

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fart muffler

an acronym for ass or butt or booty

dude, keep your fart muffler out of my face

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The act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of butthole sweat and leftover poop) between your thighs.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: haha that was my dirty muffler!

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a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

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First you stack pineapple rings on your dick and fuck a girl in the ass. When you pull out she farts on the pineapple and then eats it.

I gave her a Caribbean Muffler and she loved it!

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When two vigorous women are frantically siscoring this action results in aeronautical exploration and finally, climaxing sexual transcendence.

Lynda and i did the amazonian muffler yesterday and the climax was so orgasmic

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Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

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