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gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.
nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.
by a snazzle September 17, 2008
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monger

Short for whoremonger, one who frequents prostitutes
That monger is always on the strip looking for whores.
by Tim1936 December 10, 2008
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Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.
Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.
by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003
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Weed Monger

One who does not know when to stop smoking after getting high.
Guy1: Lets go get another blunt!
Guy2: Are you serious? We are already stoned! You're such a weed monger.
by Jaymaur94 December 30, 2009
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knob gobblin' cock monger

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.
by cjsnickers April 23, 2009
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Mugger Mover

A Subway, EL, or other people moving train that is known for muggings and thefts. Named after the 'People Mover' in Detroit, MI, which is now known better as the 'Mugger Mover'.
Dude, I'm Screwed, my car isn't working...I think I'm going to have to take the Mugger Mover.
by westernwishes February 8, 2009
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Mogget

the best charector in a book ever scathing and wit + likes fish.in the books Sabrial,Lirial and Abhorsen by Garth Nix
by voltaire1778 April 25, 2009
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