Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

A game where 5 year old pewdiepie viewers and harass people for playing a gam either than Minecraft

Minecraft good, Fortnite bad

by absolutelynoone September 1, 2020

Minecraft

A blocky game that is fun, usually compared to Fortnite with the words "Minecraft good Fortnite bad", loved by all Redditors, has infinite possibilities, many youtubers such as the infamous "Dream" play this game.

NoOOOOOooOoOo FoRtNiTe iS bAd MiNeCrAfT iS gOoD!1!1!1!1!

by FancyZozo121 January 6, 2021

Minecraft

It is nostalgia.

It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,

built our homeland,

traveled many places,

beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,

when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Sadly everything is a "was"
I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017

That is Minecraft, my favorite game forever

by PolyMoster April 30, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

A cubic game that's is made out of cubes and there are no round things in the game. Every word, item and block is cubic. Minecraft is made by no other group then Mojang. Many Youtubers play this game with the "Caves and Cliffs" update there are new things as in lightning rods, copper, copper blocks, copper stairs, tuff, stalagmites, candles, the new warden mob, dripstone caves, improved cave generations, lush caves, new cave flowers, timed leaves, a new mob axolotl, Archeology system, crystal geodes, Stalactites, Goats and More varied snow.

you: Creeper, awww man Minecraft: :DDDDDDDDDDDD you suck.

by xXDragonMasterXx November 23, 2020

Minecraft

it’s not a game; it’s a lifestyle

Person 1: MOB SO ICY, WONDER WHY THEY KILL ME, I’M JUST MINING
Person 2: hell yeah it’s Minecraft my nibba

by Miningwitabedsheet October 17, 2019