a girl that has such a big ass that her butt cheeks look like two massive muffins and you just want to eat them off.
by bemysenpaioriwilleaturface October 26, 2020

A massive turd is used to describe someone who is a downer. Someone who is a killjoy. When you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don't feel like it, that friend can be called a massive turd because he or she is being a downer.
by hallgrd February 9, 2008

Toy like people: "What the hell's a massive attack?"
Boy like people: "Aw mon, it's da white mon's music mon, with da black man groove.. mon.."
Boy like people: "Aw mon, it's da white mon's music mon, with da black man groove.. mon.."
by who? August 18, 2004

by Collage Humor January 14, 2018

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

Usually called Robert and rides a bmw motorbike, with separate, notarized, containers for belongings. Excellent in bed tho
by Blimmi August 7, 2023
