An asexual predator/elf hybrid. that dwells in closets and alleys and preys on the happiness of children. Its weapons include talons and an incredibly strong odor which is repulsive to all other animals.
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American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.
Maximus Novak
by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009
someone whose other name should be Blowhardt, who loves bragging more than having three meals a day and uses hyperbolic sentences everytime he/she opens his/her mouth.
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