Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020

evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Water malon

a type of water melon that is actually made of chile this is a refrence to kevin malone from the office

Hey its water malon from the office! no its kevin idiot

by Whatamidoingimbored June 4, 2021

A Nelly Malone

When you decide to sue someone from something silly or stupid that's not necessarily another person's fault just because you want to make money.

Ex: Suing a best friend over their dog biting you and receiving 10,000 $.

"Wow you guys. If I were you I'd just pull a Nelly Malone on them."

by pooopismyname123 March 29, 2015

Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"

Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive

by zeussybaka February 12, 2025

Malone

Is a possessive adjective.

Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .

You: “Do you know Malone?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”

Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”

by TrueStoriesByMalone March 5, 2025