A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.
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Lwandzi, short for Lwandzile, is a Swati name meaning, “it has grown”. Lwandzi is one cool guy–when he’s not switching up on you of course. He’s the type of guy to kick an unsuspecting girl just to get her attention, but he’ll stay up and talk to you until he falls asleep(even if he falls asleep at like 10).
Ridiculously smart and patient; he’ll let you ride your own wave of bullshit and wait for you to make sense again without pressuring you whatsoever.
He’s a smooth talker, he’ll convince you that he’s speaking nothing but facts but when you sit down and think about it, you realize how much shit he speaks.
However you’ll never really know where you stand with him until he tells you himself as his friendliness can be easily mistaken for friendship.
Never a dull moment with him– this is all over the phone, imagine in real life
Ridiculously smart and patient; he’ll let you ride your own wave of bullshit and wait for you to make sense again without pressuring you whatsoever.
He’s a smooth talker, he’ll convince you that he’s speaking nothing but facts but when you sit down and think about it, you realize how much shit he speaks.
However you’ll never really know where you stand with him until he tells you himself as his friendliness can be easily mistaken for friendship.
Never a dull moment with him– this is all over the phone, imagine in real life
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Get the landosexual mug.Idiotic psychopath. Just kidding. Landor is rough around the edges, but once you get to him he is actually a good person. When he gets mad he becomes defensive, but shortly after apologizes and chills out. Anyone would be lucky to have a Landor as their friend.
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