by Randommboiy November 29, 2022
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Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal
Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting
Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it
Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina
Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal
Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting
Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it
Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina
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by DKsDownBInTheAir July 8, 2009
Get the lotsa spaghetti mug.A person who likes voting and advocating for progressive policies, but doesn't like living in the shitty societies those policies create.
Typically the are white, middle class, have a stable family and career, and prefer living around other white or asian people. So basically they are a republican except they vote left and consume progressive media. They like to flee leftist cities and then ruin the nice small republican towns they move to by making them more progressive. They they move to another town... Like locusts.
Typically the are white, middle class, have a stable family and career, and prefer living around other white or asian people. So basically they are a republican except they vote left and consume progressive media. They like to flee leftist cities and then ruin the nice small republican towns they move to by making them more progressive. They they move to another town... Like locusts.
What do you think about the new family that moved here from Portland?
They are fucking locust Democrats.
They are fucking locust Democrats.
by MrTibbsinHaul November 16, 2020
Get the Locust Democrats mug.This condition can be mainly found in white English males aged 16 to 50. (Some rare occasions this can be found in other countries, races and even found in females)
Symptoms include :-
Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.
Extreme case symptoms :-
All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.
If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.
To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
Symptoms include :-
Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.
Extreme case symptoms :-
All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.
If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.
To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
"That balaclava clad bloke must be suffering from EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts), we should try to help him with education and understanding to make him better"
"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
by Alexander Jones 2012 November 7, 2012
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by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009
Get the Dirty Loftus mug.The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.
Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"
by Harry Balswinkleniger VI October 20, 2009
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