When your partner just shaved their pubic hair and you pee on it. The stubble does a really bad job soaking it up and you have to use your hind legs to kick it up and it just goes all over the place and scratches up their tummy.
by John my hopkins April 10, 2023
When your best friend is about to come out of the shower but your pooping on the toilet and he is confused on how you got into his house and you explain it was through the window.
"How the fyck did you get here" said Gerald, "I crawled through the window dude I really needed to Litter on a cat"
by XxVapeGudxX March 22, 2017
Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.
by Chili Wanka January 07, 2020
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025
Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Big Pat: Dal, I heard you had a date with the barmaid from the Dog and Duck last night.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.
by Pat the builder November 04, 2019
by Babbs and Brock Myers-Cox October 07, 2023