linted

the simultaneous feeling of annoyance and pleasure at doing a task someone else should have done but that you secretly enjoy

"mann i hate doing my laundry at mesa nueva cause no one before me ever cleans their lint shit out of the dryer, but i also kinda enjoy scooping it out myself..."
"yeah dude u got linted"

by ryatchet April 22, 2020

Linting

A form of grieving someone who has passed away which is portrayed by someone who doesn't actually care for their death.

If someone has died, then the person who is linting is them is pretending to care about them in front of someone else.

by Lemon&Sugar March 6, 2022

Berrybutton Lint

The gunk that accumulates around the keys and buttons on your smartphone.

I had to take the case off of my Blackberry and douche out the berrybutton lint. It was nasty.

by Whalephat July 20, 2010

coochie lint

The dusty ass particles that come out of a bitch’s coochie. Often found in the streets of Tallahassee Florida. It’s white and it is literally everywhere.

I got some coochie lint on my hat tonight. I might just kill the bitch.

by Colettuceeee April 24, 2021

Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

sticky lint roller

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.

Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.

by captaincrunk April 3, 2020

Nasal lint

Nasal lint is the crusty dried booger you find on a used bath towel that comes back to life when the towel is used again

Oh my god. I didn't notice that nasal lint until I dried my face and it became a LA oyster

by Pernod Q. Bentwhistle August 20, 2015