LFBTs (Little Flappy Bitch Tits)

Tits with neither shape nor purpose. As opposed to the universally accepted shaped firm tits LFBTs simply hang down often gravitating to the sites of the body. LFBTs are usually accompanied by large areolas and frequently spoted in the direct vacinity of fat lasses or in extream cases of gluttony fat men.

But when we got down to it I found she had LFBTs (Little Flappy Bitch Tits)
Mate LFBTs!!!!
Keep eating like that your going to end up with LFBTs love

by dannydierisatwat February 5, 2010

LFGP

An acronym standing for Lazy Fat Guy Position. Meaning anyone who contorts their body in any way to get in the most comfortable position disregarding society's beliefs in normal resting positions.

Dude, Jose, your LFGPing all up in this place bro!
Stop LFGPing, its embarrassing!

by chris-co May 25, 2011

LFD

Let's F*cking Doge!
A variant of LFG related to all things Doge.

Did you know that the Doge meme was sold for 4 million USD and is the 3rd most expensive photograph ever sold?

Really? LFD

by -Smoke- October 20, 2022

LFK

Light French Kissing

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

g.i.l.f

GRANDMA/grandpa ID LIKE TO FUCK

damn suzy i wanna fuck your grandmas soggy,wet hairy clitoris wat a g.i.l.f!!!!!

by phill March 4, 2005

Lfb

Low-flying bird.

Damn, that lfb almost hit my car. It should've been more mindful of its flight decisions.

by Shannoonaboo April 16, 2011

P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008