Lakoofna

wicked sweet kick assoff the hook

"Hey man wanna eat some pizza"
"Yeah man, lakoofna"

by Santi el Magnifico September 9, 2004

lajkovat

"Lajkovat" means in Czech language to stupidly comment someone's post, photo or link on Facebook. It was created from word "like" by teenagers who spend ton of time on this social network.

Musíš mi lajkovat tuhle fotku, muck!

by lilColN February 20, 2011

lacko

Another, more polite way to discuss how horny you are. A short way of saying, "lack of sex".

I haven't had any in a month. I got a bad case of the lacko.

by InvisibleMonkey April 26, 2011

Else Lasker-Schueler moment

A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.

Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!

by AddieE. April 27, 2006

chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009

montana lasso

the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a lasso in an attempt to catch the vagina with testicles. If one or both balls penetrate or are engulfed by the vagina a montana lasso has been performed.

Bob: While hitting it doggy-style I started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my balls would swing up and I could montana lasso Alexis.

Chris: Did you montana lasso her?

Bob:...almost

by Billingsley Kipling Cooper II June 8, 2010

lackohol

Having a lack of alcohol, whether it be at a friend's house or in your own home.

I finished a bottle of wine and was going to drink some more, but there was a lackohol, so i just went to bed.

by jrog November 19, 2009