A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.
40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"
Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"
Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"
by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009
OH MY BELOVED LARS MAY GOD BLESS YOU
OH MY BELOVED LARS MAY GOD BLESS YOU
OH MY BELOVED LARS MAY GOD BLESS YOU
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❤️PRAY❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜💜💜💜F💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜O💜💜💜💜💜🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍R🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙💙💙💙💙💙LARS💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
OH MY BELOVED LARS MAY GOD BLESS YOU
OH MY BELOVED LARS MAY GOD BLESS YOU
YA LARS YA LARS⚔️🥷YA LARS YA LARS⚔️🥷YA LARS YA LARS⚔️🥷YA LARS YA LARS⚔️🥷
❤️PRAY❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜💜💜💜F💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜O💜💜💜💜💜🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍R🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍💙💙💙💙💙💙LARS💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
by larsshiaarmy July 01, 2021
Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse
by Tang spec hai September 26, 2021
The father of the famous politician Lars Løkke.
Also used in the famous Lars Griddy paradox. Which goes like this," If you fanum tax Lars Griddy's Griddy, do you fanum tax his surname, girddy or his ability to do the griddy?"
Also used in the famous Lars Griddy paradox. Which goes like this," If you fanum tax Lars Griddy's Griddy, do you fanum tax his surname, girddy or his ability to do the griddy?"
I saw Lars Griddy with his son Lars Løkke, looks like Lars Løkke has infact lost weight on his bulk.
by 9/11MightBeFake September 06, 2024
"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"
"Lars hands"
"Lars hands"
by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 05, 2020
by Larsern11 November 13, 2017