ladar

Stands for "Laser-Assisted Data And Readout".

Uses infrared emmissions to create a map of the nearby area. Will likely be in use within the next 10-100 years.

Space pirate 1: "Crap! How'd they find us?"
Space pirate 2: "They must have LADAR systems!"
Space pirate 1: "But I thought we had signal jammers!"
Space pirate 2: "You can't jam lasers, you moron!"
Space pirate 1: "Oh. Well at least I'm not dea-*zorch!*

by Chaosvolt January 4, 2008

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Laban

Acronym for “Lame A$$ Bitxh A$$ Ni&&a”

Susan: I can’t go to the game, I’m busy with homework...

Dontarius: Stop beana Laban Susan

by Meme master lord November 18, 2018

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Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011

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Osama Bin Laden

Was good during the Soviet-Afghan War. Kinda turned into shit when forming Al-Qaeda, Hid for nearly 20 years, cucked the United States and responded to the Zionist backed government with 9/11

Zionist American: "Al Baghdadi and Israel are my heroes I want them to fuck me"

Intellectuals: *Fucking starts another 9/11 for Osama Bin Laden*

by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019

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