Louisiana purchase

A term used when you purchase, acquire or collect a large amount of items.

"You won't believe this louisiana purchase I just got!"

by [HotPocket] October 24, 2018

louisiana bagel

take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.

"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."

"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"

"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"

by zuke lnosko August 15, 2012

louisiana cumshot

When you are in a Popeyes drive thru/parking lot and you cum on her facial region

Yo, I was with a baddie and she was hungie for this dick and some Popeyes so I gave her a Louisiana cumshot

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by Reanken September 29, 2017

Louisiana Rub

When a guy is jerked off using cajun sauce.

My girl likes to keep things new and spicy, so she gave me a Louisiana Rub.

by turtl301 August 5, 2012

Louisiana Flowers

Noun: Fake Flowers (that are usually tacky) Origin: Rural and Ghetto parts of Louisiana.

Those houses are so janky they have Louisiana Flowers in the front yard. Planted.

by Timothy Ragan March 10, 2008

Louisiana Lickin'

the art of licking skid marks out of your thong.

Jordan was Louisiana Lickin' his wife's thong and then proceeded to make out with her.

by sieaRawwwwwwr September 23, 2011

Louisiana Shuffle

The act of having sex in public while burning the American flag and stabbing someone in the chest, all the while laughing maniacally. This is the only known way to get arrested in Louisiana.

"So I was in nawlins the other day and thought I'd hit up the jail for a free place to stay for the night. Had to pull a Louisiana Shuffle to get there, too."

by mastajake June 29, 2008