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lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
by the hornet76 January 4, 2021
mugGet the lookin for a worm weightmug.

grahm cracker lookin bitch

When women argue they might call each other a Grahm Cracker lookin Bitch, basically saying they are beneath them or hella busted.
girl 1: BITCH you think you better than me?!

girl 2: I know I am , you GRAHM CRACKER LOOKIN BITCH!
by WOLF___GANG July 11, 2011
mugGet the grahm cracker lookin bitchmug.

rollblox lookin' ass

"Girl, your boyfriend be some rollblox lookin' ass wasteman."
by pebblecult October 12, 2019
mugGet the rollblox lookin' assmug.

squidward lookin headass

its literally in the name
whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass
by #rogang February 5, 2020
mugGet the squidward lookin headassmug.

taco lookin ass

That one Latinn cunt who act like he got no time for his friends.
Alex is a fuckin taco lookin ass bitch.
by Lazyloocoo June 8, 2016
mugGet the taco lookin assmug.

Lookin monday

When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit
Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants
by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017
mugGet the Lookin mondaymug.

punctured caprisun lookin ass

a purple hyacinth webtoon meme, be thankful you don’t know what it means.
harvey’s punctured caprisun lookin ass fell out of the coffin.
by anonymous June 10, 2022
mugGet the punctured caprisun lookin assmug.

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