Larding

To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.

John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.

by Zymotik May 31, 2007

teen lapping

To lick a teen's pussy.

I love making teen lapping to my neighbor.

by Wyseguy July 21, 2005

LARPing Leonard

A guy who embarrasses himself by wearing a cape or other costumes to school and using metaphoric language in an attempt to impress people.

Guy#1: "Oh great, "LARPing Leonard" decided to wear his cape again..."

Guy#2: "Why is he standing in the middle of the ring? and what is he screaming?"

LARPing Leonard "Do you want a Day of War, or A DAY OF RECKONING?!"

Guy #1 "........let's go home"

by DiskoStikk June 22, 2009

lardium

A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
Alternatively you could use Merge which means Zaklee (see Zaklee)the same thing.

"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".

"Dude you need a Lardium"

by Rummage kerfuffle November 4, 2007

lamping

another word for chilling, cooling

i'm lamping with tash tomorrow.

by aphilliated February 8, 2013

largies

Australian large beer. 750ml serving.

Just gonna have a couple of largies at the bar.

by TC-TOM October 5, 2013

Lapis Lazuli

A word that you can say instead of fuck. So your grandma will still keep you on her will ;

Okay so you stubbed your toe in front of little kids.

"oh Lapis Lazuli"

Then when the little kids ask what that means you can just tell them that it's the color of the sky before night falls.

by Hayley-Mae January 9, 2009