nine kinds of relish

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.
1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.
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What kind of swag?

This phrase is to ask what sort of clothing should be worn to a social event. e.g. formal, casual
"Hey let's go party tonight"

"Sure. What kind of swag?"

"Look hot. We're taking someone home tonight."
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A kind of normal day

Game of the year 100/10

(Creo sucks lol)
Yo, did you know that Creo sucks? She is the community manager of A kind of normal day.
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My kind of woman

A beautiful song Jack sings to his soul mate Heather.

You’re my, my, my, my kind of woman
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All Kinds of Twelve

A strong determination towards a goal born as a product of overconsumption of alcohol. The term is derived from the phrase "twelve ways to Sunday."
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kind heart syndrome

A diagnosis that occurs when a person puts other people’s happiness in front of ones own happiness. They can only be happy of the people around them are. No matter how broken the victim may be, they will still try to make others happy, rather than making themselves happy
Johnny is so sad sometimes, yet he still tries to make everyone else feel happy. He probably suffers from Kind Heart Syndrome.
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bagel-kind-of-day

A word to describe how good your day is, equivalent to eating a bagel.
OMG I bought a new bag!! Today is a bagel-kind-of-day!! woohoo
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