Helen Keller High

To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.

I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.

by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010

Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Helen Keller

a sloppy beer pong rack.

grimace and steve playing pong in kristin's basement and the cups were set up all over the table randomly, as if Helen Keller set them up.

by NFrostie March 26, 2009

Helen Keller Moment

A Helen Keller Moment is an experience of extraordinary insight that cannot be explained by simple linear reasoning.

I was fucking blind and deaf and a lady ran water over my hand while making finger gestures into my other hand and I figured out that shit meant water. -Helen Keller (having the canonical Helen Keller Moment)

by Leonardo Polo September 18, 2018

brandon keller

gay likes boys

see that kid brandon keller, i think he likes boys

by crazy boy 33 May 14, 2015

Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak

Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020