kungfu grip 

a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.

Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.

Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.

kungfu grip by the recipient of it June 15, 2009

kungfuzzled 

Someone who bitches at you.

Guy#1: Dude Kungfuzzled told me I suck.

Guy#2: Thats kung for you!

kungfuzzled by ntj123 November 30, 2015

Kungfudogs 

Striking the perfect target every time.

This video was made by Kungfudogs

Kungfudogs by Kungfudogs Productions November 9, 2020

kungfukillerwolfbitch 

a person (more often than not a woman) who at first appears to have a pleasant persona and sufficient qualities as a romantic partner but is later revealed to have several sever flaws, either be it a mental illness combined with a dangerous hobby or off-putting personal tastes. Originated from an episode of the Boondocks, where Grandad has a date with a smart attractive and successful woman who turns out to have been raised by wolves and possesses severe abandoment issues, along with clinical depression and a black belt of the lost deadly art of White Lotus Kung-Fu

Riley: Why'd you have to go and bring the kungfukillerwolfbitch in the house Grandad

Grandad: How was I supposed to know that she was a kungfukillerwolfbitch?

Guy 1: Dude, that date last night was brutal!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: The chick turned out to be a kugfukillerwolfbitch!
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you think? I got the hell out and changed my
number, good thing she doesn't know my address.

kungfukillerwolfbitch by Perryn April 1, 2008

Kungfuism 

The religious practice of Kung Fu to find inner peace.

The Kung Fu Panda is well versed in KungFuism

Kungfuism by Kevin Fu Panda November 23, 2011

KungFuBoris 

The world's biggest simp for a fictional character named Misato Katsuragi. He also forgets to turn off his mic in online class. He is a lazy, tall, fat bisexual guy that's very nice.

Random Person: ''Damn i love Misato Katsuragi alot''
KungFuBoris: ''Not as much i love her tho''

KungFuBoris by MrBananaTallyMan July 6, 2021

kungfusheepy 

A FUCKING MORON A BRAINDEAD OEICE OF SHIT GARBAGE TESTICLE PILE DOG SHIT. DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH THIS BRAIN DEAD PIECE OF SCUM.

This guy is so KungFuSheepy

kungfusheepy by PupperKiwi January 16, 2018