Dave: oh man, yesterday when i finished pooping i wiped my ass and i found some krispy nugget chunks
Will: well, at least it wasn't a "burn in hell" type of poop
Dave: if it was, i wouldn't be talking to you now
Will: well, at least it wasn't a "burn in hell" type of poop
Dave: if it was, i wouldn't be talking to you now
by Sharuk January 02, 2017
by Superx05x February 09, 2017
by cianpoole52 October 28, 2022
A girl fills her pussy with Rice Krispies, and then squirts milk into her boyfriend’s mouth from her tits. The boyfriend then eats the cereal from her pussy.
by Stev-en October 07, 2020
by fjanzjdnzjxhs August 01, 2021
by fjanzjdnzjxhs August 01, 2021
A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.
Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025