Ketan's Law

Any movement that has a name that implicitly insults everyone else working on a problem as ineffective, irrational, or unrealistic is guaranteed to be trash.

Ketan's Law applies to effective altruism.

by paulmwatson May 16, 2025

ketaflop

n. A unit of brain performance that acts as the standard metric for gauging the raw processing power of a brain on ketamine. A higher ketaflop count generally indicates increased creativity, reduced stress, a growing desire to melt into a couch or a bed, and an alluring sense of increasing confusion. However, if ketamine is consumed beyond the brain's ketaflop threshold, the user temporarily disassociates and becomes a potato floating through spacetime with no concept of self.

v. To be on a good rip of ketamine, tapping into its superpowers while mitigating the drugs downsides, similar to being "in the zone" in professional sports.

Person 1: I'm proper ketafloppin', mate. Woooo, yeah, this is nice.
Person 2: Oy, bop your ketaflops up a solid tickle with another shneef bruv, it's adventure time!

by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025

Ketatating

The act of meditating while high as balls on ketamine.

I promise I am okay! I don’t need the hospital I’m just ketatating.

by Eventmedic123 October 25, 2025

ketamine theory

the theory that any deal ketamine makes ends up getting scammed, ratted, or put on hold for a while. Expecially when he takes 3 months to give a person 30 dollars.

This deal is gonna be plagued with the ketamine theory.

by shoopdawg theory November 13, 2025

taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes

Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second

by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018

Jays Ketamine

The Beloved Powder which Jay Caffola holds close to his heart

Jays Ketamine really tastes good

by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020

african ketamine

if you’re in atlanta and buy african ketamine it’s probably cut with coke. you may shit your pants a little. but you won’t fall asleep!

i just did a line of african ketamine so i’m floating and geeking.

this african ketamine is making me have to shit.

by Bad Word Analyst August 31, 2023