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Kaitlyn

The most flat-chested, bitch on this planet. Her voice sounds like she has downsyndrome, she try's to cut her hair thinking she has a talent for hairstyling in reality she looks like a retarded Anne Frank. She wants to sing but can't because she's so hideously pale the stage lights reflecting off of her body would kill everyone in the crowd. Kaitlyn thinks that her pervert jokes are funny in reality she sounds like a fucking 5 year old, she says she is bisexual yet only dates guys and has never said she was crushing on a girl. One last thing, Kaitlyn basically means a girl who looks like a retarded pastey pale monkey with a bad weave, who acts like a immature perverted 5-year old that loves being a bipolar bitch.
That girl is just so Kaitlyn, ewwww.
by Trooftella September 8, 2013
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kaitlyn

Can be decent but secretly a secretly a wee player. is not loyal cant be happy with one person. . not a really nice girl when u get to know her

if there is a girl at your school/work/part of family called kaitlyn. here's some advice, run like fuck!!!!!. or hide
kacey: wheres kaitlyn

isla: probably with jessica cheating on me.
kacey: lmao what a little slut
by top shager dylan February 22, 2019
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Kaitlyn

a fat girl who wears too much makeup and is slightly pretty, but slightly ugly. so confusing that her given title is pretty/ugly bitch. her use of letterman jackets is disgraceful.
Did you see Kaitlyn today? Her letterman jacket makes her look extra fat. I hate/love that girl!
by Lamb-i July 7, 2011
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Kaitlyn

An ugly ass bitch who loves to eat all the time, and would potentially die from diabeties. She also is a very slutty person.
Kaitlyn is such a hoe.
by bobbyhard February 20, 2019
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Kaitlyn

John: wow who is that hideous creature?
Maddy:oh that’s kaitlyn
by Jo Harrison June 2, 2019
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Kaitlyn

Ugly and watches porn for a living
Him “ aren’t you dating kaitlyn

The bf “ya why”

Him “lol she is so fucking ugly if I was dating her I would break up with her and if she thinks I am lying then I would just kill my self”
by Rylee_Rieker5 March 14, 2019
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Kaitlyn

Hot sexy ass bitch that has the greatest body in the whole wide fucking world and has dimples. Kaitlyns can be tomboy at times and is a crazy bitch on not being afraid of anything they'll do. She doesn't fit in crowds too much and sets her own mind differently when you ask her to do something. Sometimes she can be a bitch but that's what sparks you to love her. Shes not the smartest girl in the school but without the books she gets around well. Shes a person that would wait to has sex until marriage when every guy wants to fuck her. She is usually tall with thick skin. Some Kaitlyns are more southern people or islanders. When you get to meet her with those unknown majestic green eyes, she'll make you run up the walls!
Boy 1: Have you seen Kaitlyn the new girl in school?
Boy 2: No, not at all
Boy 3: She's hot af dude I wanna fuck her
by spilling tea since 1963 June 20, 2019
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