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melon juicing

ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
VERB

1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.
Melon juicing always feels best when your partner doesn't skip leg day.
by Cake Connoisseur July 19, 2023
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Daddy Juicing

by EddieBrock5 September 24, 2023
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Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.
We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.
by Krackerino November 1, 2021
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Jourting (Port Juicing)

Jorting is defined as when one ingests chemotherapy chemicals from the port of a cancer patients by putting their lips around their port and applying compressions to their chest post treatment.
Dave let's try jourting (port juicing) tomorrow I need a haircut.
by SteveHarveyMaxer February 15, 2024
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a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma June 13, 2013
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(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014
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