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Mouth Juggling

The act of one using their tongue to "juggle" testicles that are in their mouths.
"Dude, Sarah gives awesome head, you should've seen her mouth juggling skills!"
by Sarpa May 25, 2016
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.
Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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juggling jim

Quality entertainer and good for use in top notch banter. No longer juggles, but has a quality Twitter account full of fun facts about Jim.
by GeekyPunk7 August 8, 2016
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jugglings

That blogger with the spooky glazed look is a 'jugglings'.
by thePeacemaker7 December 14, 2021
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Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.
"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."
by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016
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