Judiah comes from an ancient long-lived tribe of Judiahs spanning back to 1998. Though Judiah was the first and last Judiah, he was still awesome.
Upon meeting a Judiah you will encounter various aspects of the Judiah. He may speak French, decipher Morse Cose, or recite the full length of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven."
The idealized greeting to a Judiah is to avoid eye contact for 32 seconds, outreach your arm for a shake, retract, then offer again and drastically change your hand to a fist bump. Take the Judiah's now-fist hand and akwardly shake it.
To verify you possess a real Judiah measure his blood for sulfuric acid. If the quantity is above 0% it is likely actually an Eldrich Horror. Do not panic, just get a towel.
Judiahs are notoriously allergic to oxymorons. They also kind of love them sooo...
A Judiah will likely offer to watch "Rabbits" by David Lynch. Do not give in, this is a trap. Counter offer a trip to the east coast to meet The Watcher in person. The duel will end in a draw.
If you speak in old english around a Judiah he will instantly love you, be cautious however, dopamine is a highly addictive substance. You pretty much are advocating drug use. How do you feel about yourself now huh?
Judiahs may reference various subjects ranging from cult classic films to a revolutionary idea he had that morning.
The name Judiah means "All praise belongs to Jehovah."
Meandering cookies make the most dire of dirges. Do not forget this oh reader mine.
Upon meeting a Judiah you will encounter various aspects of the Judiah. He may speak French, decipher Morse Cose, or recite the full length of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven."
The idealized greeting to a Judiah is to avoid eye contact for 32 seconds, outreach your arm for a shake, retract, then offer again and drastically change your hand to a fist bump. Take the Judiah's now-fist hand and akwardly shake it.
To verify you possess a real Judiah measure his blood for sulfuric acid. If the quantity is above 0% it is likely actually an Eldrich Horror. Do not panic, just get a towel.
Judiahs are notoriously allergic to oxymorons. They also kind of love them sooo...
A Judiah will likely offer to watch "Rabbits" by David Lynch. Do not give in, this is a trap. Counter offer a trip to the east coast to meet The Watcher in person. The duel will end in a draw.
If you speak in old english around a Judiah he will instantly love you, be cautious however, dopamine is a highly addictive substance. You pretty much are advocating drug use. How do you feel about yourself now huh?
Judiahs may reference various subjects ranging from cult classic films to a revolutionary idea he had that morning.
The name Judiah means "All praise belongs to Jehovah."
Meandering cookies make the most dire of dirges. Do not forget this oh reader mine.
"Did you know THE OMNI-GOD'S real name is Judiah?"
"Judiah, now thats a great guy who always knowests himself before he wreckests himself."
"Judio oh Judio? Wherefore art thou Judio?" , "Well I'm right'cha here."
"Judiah proposed a full frontal assault... From behind."
"Judingrad, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."
"Did Judiah go back to save Young Vofo?" , "No, he is stuck in a temporal pundox with Mastur Vofoeki."
"Are we going to eat, Judiah?" , "Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta."
"Judiah, now thats a great guy who always knowests himself before he wreckests himself."
"Judio oh Judio? Wherefore art thou Judio?" , "Well I'm right'cha here."
"Judiah proposed a full frontal assault... From behind."
"Judingrad, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."
"Did Judiah go back to save Young Vofo?" , "No, he is stuck in a temporal pundox with Mastur Vofoeki."
"Are we going to eat, Judiah?" , "Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta."
by THE OMNI-GOD! November 17, 2015
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a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.
Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!
Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.
Mike: your an asshole.
Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.
Mike: your an asshole.
by kingswooper July 22, 2009
Get the swooping judas mug.1.) An exclamation bound to get attention, no matter what the surrounding situation due to its many syllables, and the fact that it ends with "yo".
2.) A way to say whoah, crap, holy crap, shit, fuck, damn, etc. without being offensive, but well expressed in its own right.
2.) A way to say whoah, crap, holy crap, shit, fuck, damn, etc. without being offensive, but well expressed in its own right.
1.) ::guy walks in door:: "Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!"
Other guy: What's wrong?
Guy: I just got off the phone with my mom. Dad's in jail again.
2.) ::the back of some guy's house falls off::
Some Guy: Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!
Other guy: What's wrong?
Guy: I just got off the phone with my mom. Dad's in jail again.
2.) ::the back of some guy's house falls off::
Some Guy: Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!
by 3Dradio May 24, 2006
Get the Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo mug.A girl who looked up her name in Urban Dictionary, and the only definition she could find was "horny Jew" (see Young Judaea). People often have trouble pronouncing, remembering, and spelling such a strange name. Plus, most girls named Judaea have a hard time finding personalized coffee mugs, and are sick of hearing people serenading them with a certain Beatles song.
"That girl Judaea can never find her name on those personalized coffee mugs."
"What's your name?"
"Judaea"
"Does that mean you're Jewish?"
"No"
"Can I call you Jude?" HEEYYYY JUDE!!!!! DON'T BE AFRAAAIIIIDDDD........"
"What's your name?"
"Judaea"
"Does that mean you're Jewish?"
"No"
"Can I call you Jude?" HEEYYYY JUDE!!!!! DON'T BE AFRAAAIIIIDDDD........"
by Lampey March 26, 2014
Get the Judaea mug."Judas Shuffle" is a knock off of the phrase Cupid Shuffle. Except Judas Shuffle is used in negative reference to a person...
Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.
Or
Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.
Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.
Or
Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.
1) Man, as soon as he said, "In conclusion", Half the audience did the Judas Shuffle.
2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.
I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.
2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.
I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.
by WarningIAMJAKe December 16, 2009
Get the Judas Shuffle mug.One of the greatest metal bands of all time. Fronted by lead singer Rob Halford and guitarists K. K. Downing and Glenn Tipton. They are still recording music and touring to this day. Some of their classic songs are You've Got Another Thing Coming, Living After Midnight, and Breaking the Law.
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